Ladies and gentleman, this is why font choice matters.
does anyone have the pic of the japanese girls posing with the word egg on a chalkboard
But. Egg is a Japanese fashion magazine. And they’re probably posing for a shot in said magazine. As gonguro. Know your Japanese fashion history, kids.
are you kidding me that actually makes this picture even better because that means there is lliterally a japanese fashion magazine called egg
i love japan
Every now and again I remember that there was a Homestuck Kickstarter and two people wasted $10,000 to have their OC inserted into the comic and killed off in a panel like that still fucking blows my mind
OH MY GOD.
What If They End Up Being Like NPCs Or Something In The Game
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
SHIT YEAH THIS IS IMPORTANT SO SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE
my boyfriend wants a nose job but idk how his dick is gonna FIT in my NOSE
This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.
We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”
"Why did you make him wear a dress?"
"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"
"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."
"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."
The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.
When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.
Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.
Behold my minions, the Hiddleston Eye Fuck. Leave your panties at the door.I just made the most inhumane noise.
Who wouldn’t eye fuck Kat Dennings?
i say god damn
I love this because this is the most gentlemanly gentleman of all the gentlemen and he’s still like “Damn, girl.”